we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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