he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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