I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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