I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
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