sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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