Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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