This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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