You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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