Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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