i just google imaged poop.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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