so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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