so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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