i just made my gag reflex go away.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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