I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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