so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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