I murdered the dance floor call the cops
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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