Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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