Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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