What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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