Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
You can't special order awesome
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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