Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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