So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial