smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
These 17 People Made Horrible Decisions That Ruined Their Lives
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"