Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
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I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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