my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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