Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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