New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck