i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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