Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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