Don't you send me to vm
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
wanna go halves on a baby?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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