Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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