too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
