dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I have already put on my inside pants.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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