It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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