I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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