I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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