I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize