hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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