Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Is it penis luge time yet?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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