But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
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just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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