Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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