Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Omg I joined a choir last night...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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