is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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