She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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