Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Say something about gay babies.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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