Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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