your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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