It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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