Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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