So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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