I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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