Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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