No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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