Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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