brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I think a kid would responsible me up
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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