it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He felt like a one man threesome
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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