If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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