One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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